El Cortez Gold Lame Fanny Pack - Life Time Acheivement Award


El Cortez has done the impossible, and topped Five Fanny Packs!

This award is extremely difficult to earn, and may never be awarded again! The Gold Lame Fanny Pack is tanamount to getting a perfect score of 10 in the Olymipcs, AND winning an Acadamy Award for Lifetime Acheivement. At the SAME TIME. It has been called "The Nobel Prize" of the shrimp cocktail.

The esteemed judges (Monty Banks) have determined that the fantasticness of the array of specials available here cannot possibly be expressed, even with five fanny packs!!!